Ovechkin Has A Power Evil Cannot Imagine

So I was watching Pan's Labyrinth last night when it suddenly occurred to me that I was not actually in a movie theater, and the movie itself seemed kinda like a hockey game, and Pan was wearing a Capitols jersey. "Huh?" I thought to myself, "This must be some kinda promotional thing that they are doing on the east coast or something."

Turns out that I was just watching the Washington/Ottawa game. But I must say that regardless of how awesome Alexander Ovechkin is on the ice, he looks kinda creepy.